OVERHEARD AT ZOMBIE DINNER PARTY
“Lend me your ear.”
“You are who you eat.”
“Perhaps we got off on the wrong
foot”
“Over my dead body”
“Boy, did I chew him out!”
“ I'm going out
for a limb.”
“I don't feel very
well...maybe it's someone I ate.” (It's a gut feeling.)
“A leg and two feet? Then no swimming for an hour.”
“I'd stumble a mile for a camel”
That human was finger chewing good.
Are you a leg man or a breast man?
